This is why I have always fucking HATED group projects
I’ve literally never done a group project where I’ve actually learned from the people around me or have gotten any kind of positive learning experience from the group work
All it does is fuck up my GPA because I always get stuck with absolute fucking morons
I should not be punished for other people’s inability to do anything right
I AM SO ANGRY WHAT THE FUCK
FEELING: The pinch in your chest and gut the day after a disappointment you’d convinced yourself you didn’t care about; the feeling that something has slit you bloodlessly like a scalpel and you are now clamped open, peeled and pithed as a frog, all your sensitive organs fully on display.
HOW TO EAT IT: Jello shots.
FEELING: The one where someone finally breaks the news you’ve been refusing to admit you already knew, and the bones in your arms turn to aspic and your ribcage is aspic juddering around your heart.
HOW TO EAT IT: At first, it will be too big to eat. When you can eat, seek cake.